Virgin Madonna

Photo from Madonnalicious. Let me tell you a little bedtime story.

London is populated by millions and yet, meeting 'the one' is not as easy as it seems. Madonna was a young yoga teacher. Guy was an amateur scriptwriter. They were both members of the Future Lovers dating agency. Madonna came across Guy's profile and wanted to arrange a meeting with him. When Guy received Madonna's call, he was doubtful and at one stage wanted to hang up and forget he ever subscribed himself at the Future Lovers.

When Guy saw Madonna, he said to himself, 'I Feel Love'. Madonna was stunned by Guy's good looks and was glad she arranged the Get Together. They went to have a coffee at a nearby cafe, chatted and flirted.

One thing led to another, they ended up on bed at Guy's apartment. As Guy tried to penetrate Madonna, he could feel that she was tight Like A Virgin. Guy felt exhausted and pain after 5 hours of a hell of a banging, but that was surely a Live To Tell experience.

While laying on the bed, Guy told Madonna that he thought that he might be in love with her. Madonna did not reply for a few minutes before saying that that love was a Forbidden Love. Guy asked why; Madonna said, 'Issac...'. 'No, it's Guy.' 'Oh, Sorry. Guy, I am actually God.' Guy was shocked. Tearing started rolling down his face. Madonna said, 'Like It Or Not, this is the truth'.

Guy then asked, 'When and where will I see you again then.' 'I don't know. But I Love New York. You might find me there,' Madonna replied. Then Guy said, 'But New York is a big city...' Madonna said, 'Where you see a Ray of Light, you see me... take it easy, Let It Will Be.' Guy didn't know what to say next, he felt like he was in a Drowned World. If heaven is a paradise, then, he thought, 'Paradise - Not For Me.' He would rather be in hell where they play Music Inferno.

Guy knew he would never forget that Erotica session. Laying next to Madonna was like sunbathing on La Isla Bonita (beautiful island?). Madonna pointed to a star in the sky and told Guy that that was her, and that would be his Lucky Star, forever. Guy smiled, but thought to himself, 'Psycho~' and that he should have Hung Up when Madonna contacted him through the agency.

THE END

P.S. Those (note the words in italic) are the Confessions on the Dancefloor tour list; in that exact sequence!