Nothing is (really) free...

My oh my. The magazine store, Mag Nation, on Elizabeth and Collin Streets is giving out free coffees to people who speaks its secret code. The codes are:

• Cappucino: 'Hi, I've been lonely for really long time. Would you mind giving me a little comforting?'
• Flat White: 'Do you have any magazines about back hair removal?'
• Latte: 'Excuse me, I am a little itchy. I was wondering if you have any anti-fungal cream?'

How embarrassing. I am a fan of free stuff, but luckily I am not a fan of coffee.