Current status: Sunburned
Restless and on holiday, I gave my local tanning saloon a brief (8 minutes to be exact) visit today. So there is still no cure for skin cancer, no antidoke; there's no way that I'll be pale this Spring/Summer. Blame it on the D&G models, blame it on the Dsquared catalog - but I have to have my tan!
There are reasons behind every action, and I have my reason for wanting to be tanned. The popular connotation of narcissim is appealing and I intend to adopt it as the basis of my argument. With an easy to tan but also easy to overtan skin, I've decidde on a tan that doesn't spell Donatella Versace. A warm medium brown tinted skin that projects an illusion of a male version of Gisele is ideal.
There are reasons behind every action, and I have my reason for wanting to be tanned. The popular connotation of narcissim is appealing and I intend to adopt it as the basis of my argument. With an easy to tan but also easy to overtan skin, I've decidde on a tan that doesn't spell Donatella Versace. A warm medium brown tinted skin that projects an illusion of a male version of Gisele is ideal.
Aneroxia, comestic surgery and the ilk - fashion trends have never been kind. But I know sunburn doesn't last forever.
posted by John Ng at 5:41 PM
2 Comments:
tanning lamps have at least 8 times the level of carcinogenic UV rays compared with natural sunlight.. Melanoma, premature aging, sun spots.. Someone's gotta stop comparing himself to models in magazines before the consequences are fatal! :)
So you mean it's better to tan with natural sunlight? But I want to be tanned BEFORE I flash any skin out in the public...
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